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09 September 2006 @ 08:19 am
HMDFanFic: With Great Hair and a Pretty Mouth [GH/RC]  
Title: With Great Hair and a Pretty Mouth
Author: cs_whitewolf
Rating(s): PG/13-Rated for innuendo.
Pairing(s): Hints at Gregory House/ Robert Chase.
Word Count: 702words.
Summary: Unbetad. House makes some snarky insinuations. Chase snarks back.
A/N: I had so much trouble trying to write House and Chase in any sort of ‘slashy’ situation that’s it’s almost unbelievable. I clearly need to read more of this pairing. O_o… rec me?

: To johanirae, as a mighty thank you! for her fabulous fanart of ‘Flowers, for me?’. Much love for the gift darling, I hope you appreciate the effort I went to in attempting to write this pairing if nothing else! ;)

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Just because you’ve got yourself a pretty mouth, doesn’t mean you’re ready to handle my marker.” House snarked, snatching the black marker from an affronted looking Chase before turning to face the whiteboard dismissively.

Chase pursed his lips at House’s back, knowing he was expected to huff at the comment and slink off back to his seat, as was his norm whenever House remarked on his looks or just generally downgraded him in front of his colleagues. He could almost feel the moment that Cameron and Foreman took their eyes off of him, easily putting both him and House’s comment from their minds as they turned their thoughts to the symptoms being scrawled across the board.

“You’d be surprised at just how well I could handle your marker, House.” Chase sniped somewhat flippantly as he stepped round the table and took a seat at the end of it, an innocently smug look coming over his face as Cameron choked into the mug of coffee she’d been sipping and Foreman stared at him with something akin to horror.

Chase barely noticed either of them however, his eyes riveted on House as they were, waiting for the Diagnostician to fire round with some sarcastic rebuke or other that would leave him speechless, humiliated or possibly some mixture of the two. He cringed inwardly at the thought, watching almost in slow motion as House stilled in his writing, his shoulders straightening as he cocked his head to the side as if processing Chase’s words and his audacity to actually utter them.
Pivoting smartly on his good leg, House fixed an intense look upon his employee, staring at Chase in a long moment of drawn out silence as he waited for Chase to squirm and look away, perhaps mutter an apology or something equally as pathetic, for surely the little wombat wasn’t growing a backbone?

Chase did neither of these things however, meeting House’s gaze look-for-look with a self-satisfied little smirk upon his lips. He watched as House’s own lips twitched for just a moment, threatening to tilt his mouth into a real and genuine smile- the promise of this alone enough to get even Foreman looking worriedly between the two of them.

“Oh bravo,” House began, turning any hints of a smile into the sneer he directed towards Chase. “And here I thought you Brits were too stiff-collared to use innuendo.”

“Yeah who knew?” Chase dipped his head in a single nod, “Good thing I’m not Australian though. I hear they act on innuendo.” The words, though laced with sarcasm, did nothing to disguise the proposition in his eyes.

House grinned at him lecherously. “Oh that is a pity.” House agreed, allowing his eyes to roam provocatively over Chase before turning back to the whiteboard once more. “Should you happen to find any dashing Australians around, with good hair and pretty mouths, be sure to send them my way.”

Chase grinned at House’s back, lifting his pen to his mouth and catching the end between his teeth for a moment. He spared a look over at his colleagues, shrugging casually at the cautiously curious looks they shot in his direction.

“You’re in luck, House.” Chase remarked, slanting his gaze back to House. “I just happen to know a dashing Australian- with good hair- who may just be interested in making your acquaintance.”

“Does he have a pretty mouth?” House asked without turning.

“You’ll have to tell me, I couldn’t possibly comment.”

House turned his head, cocking a sliver of a smile at Chase that made the young doctor sit a little straighter, his heartbeat speeding at the dark promise in House’s eyes.

“Oh you’re on.” House leered, dropping all pretence at subtlety and insinuation.

Chase merely grinned a little wider about his pen, ignoring the creep of colour he could feel tingeing his cheeks. Cameron and Foreman looked varying expressions of traumatized at the implications of their words, but Chase found himself dismissing them just as easily as they did him. Besides, he had more pressing matters to turn his thoughts to now, like just where on earth in this hospital he could get away with showing House just how pretty his mouth could be.

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(no subject) - cs_whitewolf on September 9th, 2006 05:50 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - cs_whitewolf on September 9th, 2006 05:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
irrlicht74irrlicht74 on September 9th, 2006 08:39 am (UTC)
*is finally delurking*

This is one of the best fics I've ever read. I have to admit I'm a House/Wilson fan, so I don't read House/Chase very often, but this one was brilliant. I'd really love to see Chase react like that more often. On that matter I'm completely with johanirae. I'm tired of seeing Chase stepping back all the time and just swallowing everything (no pun intended ;).

Cameron and Foreman looked varying expressions of traumatized at the implications of their words, but Chase found himself dismissing them just as easily as they did him.

And I think this is my favourite line, especially the last part.

Unfortunately I can't rec you anything, but I'll gladly rec YOUR story. :)

More please? *puppy dog eyes*
Campaspe: Alancs_whitewolf on September 9th, 2006 05:54 pm (UTC)
Whoot for delurking! :)

And thank you! Gosh that is some compliment especially since you're more of a House/Wilson fan; I'm feeling very chuffed right now and would love you forever should you decide to rec me!

I do prefer H/W myself, so attempting this pairing was a nice little challenge for me, I'm very happy it's been received with such encouragement.

Thanks again!
CS WhiteWolf
(no subject) - irrlicht74 on September 10th, 2006 10:32 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - cs_whitewolf on September 10th, 2006 11:12 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - irrlicht74 on September 10th, 2006 11:32 am (UTC) (Expand)
Sandrine: issues (House/Chase)sandrine on September 9th, 2006 08:49 am (UTC)
That was great! Your House voice is fantastic, and the innuendo-laced bickering between him and Chase was spot-on.
Campaspe: Sexy Beast Lauriecs_whitewolf on September 9th, 2006 05:58 pm (UTC)
:D Thank you, darling! I adore writing House, so am very pleased you think I can pull him off believably, especially when put together with Chase in this type of situation. It's a pity the writers aren't taking suggestions, eh? heh.

CS WhiteWolf

P>S> Much love to your icon, it certainly makes the pairing all the more tempting ;)
(no subject) - sandrine on September 10th, 2006 04:03 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - cs_whitewolf on September 10th, 2006 04:35 pm (UTC) (Expand)
sleepyheathen on September 9th, 2006 12:00 pm (UTC)
mmmm, innuendo. yes, chase does need to stand up for himself at least once in a while, especially if he does it like this. good job.

um, recs...actually, i'm surprised at the lack of truly BAD writing in this pairing, so really it depends on you tastes. when i was trying to get to know the pairing i just wandered about in house_chase for a while, reading anything with an intriguing summary.
Campaspe: Goth Sammycs_whitewolf on September 9th, 2006 06:02 pm (UTC)
Well I've only recently joined House_Chase, so all I need is some free time to sit and trawl through all the fics on the site and I'm sorted! Do you have any particular favorites? I'll try anything once.

And thank you very much for your kind words. I felt the same in regards to Chase, in that he needs to start speaking out a bit more for himself (and if he has to snark back at House fighting innuendo with innuendo, then so be it! haha)

CS WhiteWolf
SJ: [House] House/Chase bouncenekkidchick on September 9th, 2006 02:51 pm (UTC)

OMG... excuse me while I drift off to fantasyland... mmmmmmmmm.

I love this, obviously. *wink*

And I certainly hope you're going to write about what happens next... *pervs*

Campaspe: HW heart loungingcs_whitewolf on September 9th, 2006 06:06 pm (UTC)
Heh :D

Well I've not given any serious thought as to 'what happens next', but should I feel inspired at all to continue this piece then I shall attempt to send you off to fantasy land again! *leer*

Thanks so much for reading!
CS WhiteWolf
neviditelny: lionheadsneviditelny on September 9th, 2006 04:25 pm (UTC)
Sweet! snarky!Chase! I get so tired of Chase being such a pushover, it's refreshing to read something where he's not.
Campaspe: Brothers Winchestercs_whitewolf on September 9th, 2006 06:10 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I've not read many fics with this pairing, but I know that I'd like to see a more self-assured Chase cropping up. I'm glad this came through a bit in my fic- the world clearly needs more snarky!Chase, right? :)

CS WhiteWolf
teamane: SDloveteamane on September 9th, 2006 05:19 pm (UTC)
I love House/Chase pairing and this fic gives me faith in future fics and episodes. Chase will reveal himself and House will be floored with his potential (he already his by his pretty mouth and cute great hair).
Campaspe: Hugh's Eyescs_whitewolf on September 9th, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC)
Oh Chase most definitely has his hair and mouth going for him at the moment ;) all we need is one snarky comeback at House and we're sorted! Hehe.

Thank you for reading, it's much appreciated!
CS WhiteWolf
Amber: house | house/chaseminttown1 on September 9th, 2006 05:39 pm (UTC)
I love this. It was a really enjoyable read.
Campaspe: Housecs_whitewolf on September 9th, 2006 06:16 pm (UTC)
Thanks very much, hun! I've very glad you enjoyed my fic :)

Thanks for reading!
CS WhiteWolf
Name?: blowfishkestrelct on September 9th, 2006 07:41 pm (UTC)
Hot! I like, I like a lot.
Campaspe: Love Potioncs_whitewolf on September 9th, 2006 09:59 pm (UTC)
Thank you :D

And thanks for reading!

CS WhiteWolf
Aza: sedativesazilver on September 9th, 2006 07:46 pm (UTC)
holy...ares' sword!
yay for snarky!chase
this is my fav type of H/C, emo!chase can get a bit boring, and traumatising foreman and cameron is goodness!
“Good thing I’m not Australian though. I hear they act on innuendo.”
my fav line, but the scary part is i can see this happening...
luvs this
Campaspe: Avada Kedavracs_whitewolf on September 9th, 2006 10:02 pm (UTC)
I'm rather proud of that line myself, it's a sure bet Chase is hiding a rather naughty streak underneath that emoing exterior, all the better for House to puzzle over, eh?

Thank you very much, you've put a smile on my face this evening with your review. I'm pleased you enjoyed so much and thank you once more for reading!

CS WhiteWolf
lady angel: naughtymusedameange on September 10th, 2006 03:21 am (UTC)
Cameron and Foreman looked varying expressions of traumatized

{cackles} hell yeah! funny as hell and i would *LOVE* to see if chase can make good on the innuendos!
Campaspe: SSexy Old Gitcs_whitewolf on September 10th, 2006 10:12 am (UTC)
Heh, thank you! I'll see if my muse is feeling cooperative enough to come up with a continuation ;)

Ta muchly for reading!
CS WhiteWolf
Lady Macbethlady_macbeth_13 on September 12th, 2006 09:43 pm (UTC)
Campaspe: Housecs_whitewolf on September 13th, 2006 06:55 am (UTC)
:D Cheers, darling!

CS WhiteWolf
this is an adventure.: chase is such a girlmooncharm on September 13th, 2006 08:22 am (UTC)
i... love you for this. oh gods i loved this entirely too much. you should definitely write some more of the house/chase. tis love. and i'd so be there to read like a fiend. :D ♥.
Campaspe: HMD Chasecs_whitewolf on September 13th, 2006 04:48 pm (UTC)
Heh, thanks! I've got a few House/Chase ideas in the works so hopefully I'll churn something out soonish for your reading pleasure. Thanks so much for such positive feedback :D

CS WhiteWolf
(no subject) - mooncharm on September 13th, 2006 07:08 pm (UTC) (Expand)
It looks about as sea-worthy as a rubber duck!harem_ent on May 31st, 2007 10:35 am (UTC)
Campaspecs_whitewolf on May 31st, 2007 03:03 pm (UTC)
Thankies! :D