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05 August 2006 @ 05:42 pm
HMDFanFic: Flowers, for me? [GH/JW]  

Title: Flowers, for me?

Part: [ 1 ] | [ 2 ]

Author: cs_whitewolf

On Website: beyond-redemption.net
Rating(s): PG/13-Rated.

Pairing(s): Gregory House/ James Wilson.

Word Count: 1002words.

Summary: ‘Flowers, for me?’ House spoke, battering his eyelashes up at Wilson. I do declare, Doctor Wilson, you are my hero!’

A/N: I apologise in advance if I have butchered these characters in any way, but in my defence the thought of writing this fic was just too good to pass up ;)

*(miss)Quote from ‘A Streetcar Named Desire’.

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Flowers, for me?



House looked up with comical surprise and a steadily raising eyebrow as Wilson walked into his office with a bouquet of flowers, silently setting them down before House with a rather smarmy looking smile on his face.


House feigned a smile, leaning back in his chair and clasping his hands together. “Flowers, for me?” He spoke, his voice high-pitched with a rather botched attempt at a deep southern accent.


“Why I do declare, Doctor Wilson, you are my hero!” House battered his eyelashes up at Wilson who merely rolled his eyes over towards the ducklings who were watching with amusement, their brainstorming forgotten for the moment as they watched the interaction.


“Actually they’re from your girlfriend.” Wilson replied, casually sitting himself before House’s desk.


“Oh? Which one?” House answered flippantly, sitting forward.


“The one with no teeth that really turns you on.” Wilson replied with dead seriousness, inwardly smirking at the shocked- and rather grossed out- looks coming from House’s team.


House grinned over at him. “We broke up. She was good for head but useless for anything else.”


Even Wilson scrunched his face up House’s comment. “That’s more than fairly disgusting.” He replied sourly, the trio nodding their heads in agreement.


House waved his hand dismissively. “Which begs the question why she would be sending me flowers. Thinks she wants to get back together?”


“I’m not even going to humour you with that.” Wilson chuckled, pushing to his feet in a bid to leave before House’s own brand of humour took a spectacular turn for the worse.


“Or,” House continued as if Wilson hadn’t said anything, one of his knowingly wicked type grins tugging at his lips. “Maybe you’re just using her as an excuse to give me flowers yourself.”


Wilson allowed his hands to fall into place on his hips as he bestowed upon House a pointed look and a sarcastic reply. “Yes because I need such a lame excuse to flower you with my affections.”


Foreman snorted at this, calling House’s attention towards his team for the first time since Wilson had entered the room.


“You find something amusing, Foreman?” House asked, noting the suppressed smiles and smirks coming from Chase and Cameron.


“The gay jokes aside, House, the day Wilson actually seriously brings you flowers to show his affection is the day I’ll do your clinic hours and give you fifty bucks.”


House’s eyebrows all but climbed into his hairline as he grinned outright at Foreman’s words before turning to Wilson, “Flowers are only twelve dollars from the gift shop, Wilson, please feel free to show me your love.”


Wilson shook his head with a laugh. “I’m not buying you flowers, House.”


House pouted at him. “Why not? Don’t you love me anymore?”


Wilson could only smile in response. “And what do I get out of it?”


“The fulfilling knowledge that you’ve made me a very happy doctor?” House tried, knowing that Wilson would never cheat Foreman out of his money and into House’s clinic hours with such pathetic reasoning. One look at Wilson’s face told him that though Wilson found this scenario very amusing unless House was able to seriously tempt him, there was no way he’d be getting out of the clinic.


“Okay, that’s a stupid reason.” He agreed without further prompting. “How about I let you borrow my ex-girlfriend instead? She’s all about the giving.” House smiled brightly at the green-look that passed over Wilson’s face.


“House, you are one disturbing man.” Wilson muttered pressing the fingers of his left hand into his eyes as if in the vein effort to block out the mental images House’s suggestion had created. He waved offhandedly at his friend as he turned and made to leave the room.


“I’ll snog you if you bring me flowers.” House called after him. It was only the hint of seriousness behind his words that paused Wilson in his tracks, turning to face House sceptically.


“If I bring you flowers, you’ll snog me?” Wilson repeated slowly. House nodded, smiling with satisfaction. “Why would I bring you flowers with the prospect of that?”


House pressed his hand to his brow, “You wound me, Wilson. I know you’d love to snog me, I’m just giving you an excuse.” He winked suggestively.


“Yeah right,” Chase scoffed. “If Wilson brings you flowers knowing you’ll snog him, I’ll do both of your clinic hours. For a week.” He finished with a smug smile.


“I’ll take that bet!” Cameron jumped in before House could so much as blink his comprehension of Chase’s words.


House shot her a leering look, “Knew you’d be all into the hot man on man action, Cameron. You’re just trying to make the offer all the more tempting aren’t you? You little pervert.”


Cameron flushed pink- a colour Wilson was sure he could feel suffusing his own cheeks-, her mouth opening in defence but speaking no words of denial.


House turned back to Wilson. “What say you, Wilson?” House asked. “Bring me some flowers and not only do I win fifty bucks and get out of clinic hours for-,” He paused a moment, “for two weeks and a day,” He smiled fondly at the very thought. “But you get a snog from me and two weeks off clinic duty! Could anything be better than that?”


Wilson rubbed at the back of his neck, aware of everyone’s attention being focused solely on himself. “I don’t mind doing the clinic,” He eventually muttered, flinching slightly at the incredulous looks he received. “Then again, it is a rather tempting offer.”


He caught House’s eye and couldn’t help grinning at the pleading face he’d put on.


“Do I have some form of time constraint for this?” He asked with a sigh, watching as House’s grin became rather manic.


“Within the week.” Foreman replied, clearing his throat but not appearing too worried about his end of the bet. Wilson didn’t blame him. He didn’t even seriously expect to follow through on this. Though it really was a tempting offer.


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To Be Continued…?
Onwards to Part II


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mood: exhaustedexhausted
purridot on August 5th, 2006 04:59 pm (UTC)
To Be Continued…?

Yes! Yes!
Campaspe: Hugh's Eyescs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 12:10 am (UTC)
:D Soon, soon, I promise!

Thanks for reading,
CS WhiteWolf
Allisonalsaurusrex on August 5th, 2006 05:01 pm (UTC)
Haha! What an absurd situation!!
...I love it! =D
Campaspe: To whomever...cs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 12:13 am (UTC)
Lol, you're telling me! Though the idea did amuse me enough to actually write it down, so I'm pleased you seem to be enjoying the moment :)

CS WhiteWolf
Slash Queen Extraordinaire!ilovedoyle on August 5th, 2006 05:16 pm (UTC)
vvvvv tempting offer!
he *must* do it!
byut first...let house have to...persuade him!!
this is fab!
more soon please!
Campaspe: Smiling Severuscs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 12:15 am (UTC)
Well of course he *must* do it, is there anything else more tempting!? Lol. I'm so glad you've enjoyed this part, hopefully you'll like the next just as much!

CS WhiteWolf
_emredrum__emredrum_ on August 5th, 2006 05:16 pm (UTC)
Yes, continue that was just too funny. I wanna know if Wilson gets snogged...grr I have to wait I guess...
Campaspe: Sexy Beast Lauriecs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 12:18 am (UTC)
You shouldn't have to wait too long for the next part, it's in the works and will be out sooner rather than later (I hope)! As for knowing if Wilson gets snogged? ...How about a little wager? ;)

CS WhiteWolf
bwc_babybwc_baby on August 5th, 2006 06:36 pm (UTC)
please continue..it so cute!
Campaspe: Enyacs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 12:21 am (UTC)
I will do! Thank you for reading and taking the time to comment, I'm glad you like so far :)

CS WhiteWolf
I Are Daffodilian: DarkSmirkfatalisticrebel on August 5th, 2006 06:50 pm (UTC)
Oh yes, ducklings. Not only will you lose the bet, you shall also have front row seats to some hot H/W smut in House's fishbowl office. Which had better be happening in the next installment. *insert empty threat*

Absolute love for you and this ficcy. =)
Campaspe: Housecs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 12:24 am (UTC)
Somehow I don't think the ducklings will be *too* upset with any man-on-man action happening before their eyes... well not all of them at least ;)

::pretends to cower in fear of the inserted empty threat::

Thank you for commenting, I'm so psyched at the response this fic has gotten so far; the next installment shan't be far off at this rate!

CS WhiteWolf
drank champagne that tasted like cherry-cola: house and staceynakannalee on August 5th, 2006 09:09 pm (UTC)
This gave me such a smile. :) I just watched "Poison" today...well okay, not the entire episode. Basically just where Wilson reads off "The Healer with His Magic Powers" poem. But anyway: This story was very cute, very witty, and YES, please continue it.

"Flowers are only twelve dollars from the gift shop, Wilson, please feel free to show me your love."

Ha-hah, that was *such* a spot-on House line I practically heard him say it in my head. And Cam "taking that bet"--hilarious.

Hate to break it to you, Foreman, but (*hint hint if this is continued*) you are about to lose some money. ;)
Campaspe: House Wilsoncs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 12:33 am (UTC)
Oh thank you! Reading your review, and indeed all the wonderful comments I've recieved so far, have put a rather large smile on my face. I love that bit in 'Poison' with the poem; it's so cute the way Wilson is always hanging around in that episode, and when he reads that poem out you just know he wants to write his own bad poetry for House! haha.

I've had some practice writing snarky/sarcastic characters in some of my other fandoms, but you can never really be sure if you've got a characters voice right until someone comments on the fact- so thank you, I'm pleased you could hear House saying his lines in this.

More to come soon, so I hope you'll stick around!
CS WhiteWolf
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Campaspe: Rickman!Desirecs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 12:36 am (UTC)
I've not actually read any fics with Cameron being a perv in terms of House/Wilson, though I'll certainly be sure to look out for them now that you mention there may be some out there! And were we in her position I'm sure we'd have orchestrated the whole set-up just to see the two of them get it on ;) haha.

Thank you for the comments!
CS WhiteWolf
clairedarcyclairedarcy on August 5th, 2006 11:03 pm (UTC)

You must continue!!

*evil grin*

And this:

please feel free to show me your love

had me laughing enough to frighten the small neighbor children. Thank you!!!
Campaspe: Dementorcs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 12:41 am (UTC)
Ah, manic laughter... it's like music to ones ears! Lol. Thanks for that, I'm so very happy you're liking this so far, and I hope you'll enjoy the next part just as much!

CS WhiteWolf
Che Gorillaaxmxz on August 5th, 2006 11:30 pm (UTC)
Oh God, you did *not* just leave it there!!! AAARGH!! Where's the inevitable hot snogging?!?!
Campaspe: HMD O RLY?cs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 12:44 am (UTC)
Erm ya, apologies for that but it seemed like a good place to end at the time ;) I promise there will be 'the inevitable hot snogging?!?!' fairly soon!

CS WhiteWolf
whatagoodboy71: blingsmilewhatagoodboy71 on August 5th, 2006 11:56 pm (UTC)
I really want to see the Ducklings keep their money. Yeah, right!
Please continue, my interest has been completely piqued.

I like the humour of this...and the banter btw. House/Wilson
Heck, even Chase gets a good line in!
*ducks from rock throwing Chase fans*
Campaspecs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 12:50 am (UTC)
I must admit that I blinked when I read that first statement, took me a split second to realise you had followed that on with the 'yeah, right', lol. As if anyone would be rooting for the ducklings in this situation!

Thank you, I'd not intended for this to be humour... actually I hadn't intended for this to be a two part fic so much as I just wanted an excuse for House and Wilson to start making out with each other! ...and yes, even the lovely Chase gets a good line ;)

CS WhiteWolf
sydneylover150sydneylover150 on August 6th, 2006 12:17 am (UTC)
Oh, you so better continue!! I want more. This looks very promising. I wanna see Chase get both Wilson's and House's clinic hours and Cameron wish she hadn't taken the action. Bring it on!! *smiles shyly "I'll be good now"*
Campaspe: HMD Cool huh?cs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 12:55 am (UTC)
I think having to do both their clinic hours would be worth it just to see House and Wilson snog. Of course I'm a rather biased fangirl, so my opinion probably isn't all that valid- lmao. Then again, as the author... ::goes for the innocent look::

More to come soon, so stay with me!
CS WhiteWolf
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Campaspe: painted lipscs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 11:04 am (UTC)
Why thank you, mi'dear! I do hope you'll find the next part just as adorable :)

CS WhiteWolf
lanku: Kyonlanku on August 6th, 2006 03:41 am (UTC)
This is great. Now I'm dying for some House/Wilson goodness. I hope I can manage to wait for the next part before, you know, I explode.
Campaspe: House/Wilson - Only Youcs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 02:57 pm (UTC)
Oh please don't do that! I'll get the next part up as soon as- don't want you messing all over the place now, heh. I promise some tasty House/Wilson next part if you manage to hold on long enough for me to get it up. Thanks for reading, mi'dear!

CS WhiteWolf
(Anonymous) on August 6th, 2006 05:16 am (UTC)
This is very cute. One typo in the fourth-last paragraph: do you mean that attention was focused soRely on himself, or soLely?
Campaspe: House Wilsoncs_whitewolf on August 6th, 2006 02:59 pm (UTC)
Oops, it was meant to be the second one yes, I've changed that now so thank you for pointing it out! Serves me right for not getting this beta-read, eh? lol.

I hope you'll find the next part just as delightful!
CS WhiteWolf