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26 March 2009 @ 08:44 pm
X-Over: SPN/TW: An Almost Perfect Solution [Girl!Sam/Girl!Ianto]  
[An Almost Perfect Solution | Crossover: Supernatural/Torchwood | Girl!Sam/Girl!Ianto | U-Rated | 413words | for absinthfairy88 who prompted: "Girl!Sam/Girl!Ianto"]
a/n: I confused myself wondering whether to tag this as slash or femslash or whether to add some sort of genderswitch tag which merges the both. In the end I decided the debate was just not worth the effort and went with slash. XD There are also allusions to the TW novel "Almost Perfect". You don't need to know anything about that, (other than Ianto was once a girl ;D), or Torchwood, or Supernatural, in order to read this. Um, so, enjoy?

“If it's any consolation,” Ianto Jones says as he pulls his belt more tightly around a suddenly trimmer waist, “it won't be forever.”

Sam Winchester turned the full force of his current glare on Ianto who shrugged and started fiddling with the coffee machine in the motel room.

“And how the hell would you know that?” Sam hissed through clenched teeth. Despite his hostility, Ianto could read the fear in his eyes as he hugged his arms awkwardly across his chest.

“It's happened to me before,” Ianto answered, pouring out two cups of coffee once the kettle had finished boiling.

Sam's face was a mixture of horror and curiosity. Ianto smiled wanly.

“It wasn't the most pleasant experience first time round either,” Ianto continued, handing over a mug to Sam who took it without question.

“How… how long did it last?” Sam asked, moving to sit on the bed; his mug cupped in his hands. Ianto sat beside him and slung an arm about Sam's slender shoulders.

“Long enough,” Ianto replied, dryly. Sam turned his head to look at him.

“How did you cope?” He asked.

“Not very well,” Ianto answered, and then he laughed, “That said, there was one upside to the whole sorry matter…” he lifted his coffee to his lips, his eyes a mischievous glint as he watched Sam carefully.

“Yeah?” Sam's gave him the same puppy-dog eyes Ianto's seen him use on his brother on more than one occasion and he smiled.

“Well…” Ianto began, leaning slowly forward. Sam remained still as a statue beside him, his eyes flickering over Ianto's face as he paused just inches away, “Haven't you ever wondered what it would be like?”

Sam wet his lips, frowning slightly. “Wondered what what would be like?” He asked, a sudden husk to his voice. Ianto smiled at Sam's sudden coyness and moved in, his lips pressing softly to the gasp of Sam’s mouth. Sam didn’t pull away. Ianto kissed him gently, just lips and the faintest lick of tongue before pulling back with heavy-lidded eyes.

“What it would be like as a woman?” Ianto breathed, “To feel it how they do? To feel it multiple times?”

Sam’s face flushed with his understanding. “I… yes,” he whispered, his words tingling at Ianto’s lips. “Yes,” he repeated and Ianto’s smile turned to a smirk as he plucked Sam’s untouched coffee mug from his fingers and placed both their cups on the side table.

“Good,” Ianto purred, “now strip.”

mood: goodgood
music: Watching SPN Season 1
absinthefairy88: castiel/samabsinthefairy88 on March 26th, 2009 09:06 pm (UTC)
Yay! ILU for writing this.

But you stopped :(
Campaspe: Supernatural \\ Sam&Dean; Kinda busy hercs_whitewolf on March 26th, 2009 09:09 pm (UTC)

Well see, I can write about cocks no bother, but give me girly bits? I'm running to the hills ;) ...I may have to practice some to get over this squick, so who knows, maybe one day! heh.
absinthefairy88absinthefairy88 on March 26th, 2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
XD <3

I'm the same. Slash is no problem to me. Het - I can read it but I'll be damned if I can write it lol
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ Ianto&Gwen; Made in Walescs_whitewolf on March 26th, 2009 09:54 pm (UTC)
All my het is of the U-Rated variety. 'Cept this one time I wrote Lucius/Narcissa. But then he killed her as she climaxed so I don't know if that counts XD ahem.
absinthefairy88: castiel/samabsinthefairy88 on March 26th, 2009 10:30 pm (UTC)
I have het in passing. Even then it's rare.

As a way to go it's not bad though :D
neon footprint: Carysneon_footprint on March 26th, 2009 09:51 pm (UTC)
It stops there? *pouts*

I'm resisting the temptation to write filthy filthy lesbian sex as a response to this. *must resist*
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.01 \\ XD stopwatch!cs_whitewolf on March 26th, 2009 09:53 pm (UTC)
lmao. I have like NO experience writing girl/girl, so seriously, if you want to write "filthy filthy lesbian sex as a response to this" I say GO FOR IT!!! ;)


neon footprint: Carysneon_footprint on March 26th, 2009 10:05 pm (UTC)
You realise that icon counts as incitement, right? And you promise not to be offended if I take horrendous liberties with girl Ianto and girl Sam, most particularly with their respective virtues?

Damn temptations!
Campaspe: Misc \\ Jeckyl \\ Hyde Grincs_whitewolf on March 26th, 2009 10:10 pm (UTC)
That's what I'ma counting on ;D

And I shall love you forever and ever if you despoil them both in whatever ways you deem fit. Because though I can't write the girl sex, I am rather partial to reading it! heh.

Go on! You know you want to ::waggles eyebrows::
neon footprint: Carysneon_footprint on March 26th, 2009 10:13 pm (UTC)
Oh I know I want to *waggles eyebrows right back*

Right. Girl sex. Between two men. In bodies they don't know. So, technically, both virgins? This gets more fun the more I think about it. Any ideas what they'll look like? Is Ianto back in his body from Almost Perfect, or are they new ones?
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.01 \\ Ianto fucking Jonescs_whitewolf on March 26th, 2009 10:16 pm (UTC)
::happy face::

Yup, technically both virgins! ...well if Ianto's in a new body then he is ;) ...I like to think they still kind of look the same, like Sam'd still be tall with killer legs and have hair to his shoulders and Ianto'll still have those damn fine cheekbones and lips made for comitting sin... but honestly, whatever you want for them works for me, I'm easy like that ;)
ditchwaterrosieditchwaterrosie on March 26th, 2009 09:58 pm (UTC)
xD *giggles*
It amused me that Ianto went all "dominant"
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.10 \\ Ianto's Arsecs_whitewolf on March 26th, 2009 10:01 pm (UTC)
Well he has been a girl before, so it's only logical to assume he knows how to work things ;) and how to work Sammy ;) heh.

That and dominant!Ianto? FTW!
ditchwaterrosie: sexbyditchwaterrosie on March 26th, 2009 10:15 pm (UTC)
aha, 'tis true that. ;)

That book made me laugh. Lots.
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ Ianto Jones; teaboycs_whitewolf on March 26th, 2009 10:18 pm (UTC)
I heart that book so much, omg. The scene with Ianto being all depressed in his flat and Jack coming round to make it all better? It KILLS me everytime I read it. <33

Pity they didn't slip in an epilogue with the "what happened next" scene with Jack and Ianto before Ianto got his body back, tehehe.
ditchwaterrosie: breathditchwaterrosie on March 26th, 2009 10:25 pm (UTC)
Oh I know. I wonder how many fan versions of that epilogue are about...*considers looking*...lol. That book is made for fangirling. Made for it.