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07 November 2008 @ 11:38 pm
nov 07: twfanfic: Ianto Jones is unimpressed [Jack Harkness/Fem!Ianto Jones]  

Ianto Jones is unimpressed;
part 1, part 2;
Jack Harkness, Fem!Ianto Jones;
PG-Rated; Coda “Almost Perfect”; 500words;
I'm sure somebody was asking for angst, can I blame this on them?

He remembers one of his first days as a woman all too well. He remembers being woken up by the alarm and not wanting to get up. He remembers eventually forcing himself to get up and into the shower, to wash and to dry, only to crawl back under the duvet moments later, curling in on himself and trying desperately hard not to cry as the full realisation of his predicament washed over him once more.

Then Jack had arrived, and though he hadn’t been able to make it all better, he had managed to help Ianto feel not quite as alien as he had been since he’d woken up the previous day with a pair of breasts and a depressing lack of cock. Jack had managed to get him out of bed, dressed and to work in relatively one piece at least. He’d managed to keep him going when days and weeks threatened to turn into forever trapped in a body not his own; a body too perfect, a body that resented him and which he loathed with just as much passion.

And then they’d found the device and things were to be set right and with hours left to spare Ianto finally embraced the idea of a female body enough to allow Jack a long nights worth of blissful exploration, content in the knowledge that once they woke up late the next morning he’d be safe in his own skin once again.

And then the alarm went off.

With a groan, Ianto reached out towards the radio, hand slapping at the buttons on the top in order to stop the insistent beeping. Beside him, Jack groaned at the intrusive noise and rolled into Ianto, plastering himself up against his back and sliding an arm over his waist- fingers spreading out inquisitively and freezing in touch at the exact moment Ianto let out a soft gasp of shock.

Before Jack could so much as blink, Ianto was out of bed and in the bathroom- door slamming shut behind him and a soft, muffled cry sounding a second later. Jack threw the covers aside and hurried over, knuckles rapping on the door as he called out Ianto’s name.

“It didn’t work!” Ianto’s cry sounded, high-pitched and evidently distressed as he no-doubt examined himself in the bathroom mirror.

“Ianto?” Jack tried the handle, unsurprised to find it locked. “Ianto, come on, open the door,”

“It didn’t work, Jack!” Ianto repeated, voice hitching on the words. “I’m still… I’m not… oh god, I’m- fuck!”

The door clicked open and Ianto stepped into view, his body distinctly feminine in shape and Jack couldn’t prevent his eyes from roaming across Ianto’s curves before flickering to his tear-stained face. He held out his arms and Ianto fell into them without hesitation, clinging to him and allowing Jack to hold him tight.

“What do we do now?” Ianto asked with a note of hysteria.

“I- I don’t know,” Jack whispered softly; Ianto’s tears wetting his shoulder.

end. ] [ read part two ]
[ written as part of Caspe-Wri-Mo

mood: contemplativecontemplative
music: watching village of the damned
absinthefairy88: jack/ianto wedding danceabsinthefairy88 on November 7th, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
Primadonna!Iantowoman & Comforting!Jack

Campaspe: TW \\ Ianto Bears \\ Welsh Iantocs_whitewolf on November 10th, 2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

I just couldn't resist continuing on where the novel left off ;)

CS WhiteWolf
Georgie: Torchwood - Ianto (is shocked)indiefairy on November 8th, 2008 12:02 am (UTC)
Stop being so mean to Ianto ::pouts::

Though comforting!Jack <3
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ Jack; all work no playcs_whitewolf on November 10th, 2008 10:03 pm (UTC)
Is it my fault he's a complete and utter woobie!? ...I think not! :P

::snuggles Ianto anyway::

Thank you, darling!
galaxy_song: copkissgalaxy_song on November 8th, 2008 12:05 am (UTC)
aw poor lady Ianto at least he has Jack. :)

Campaspe: Torchwood \\ Earpiececs_whitewolf on November 10th, 2008 10:04 pm (UTC)
I know, the poor thing! But yes, at least he has Jack to comfort him! X)

Thank you!
Erin Giles: torchwood // ianto - twilight streetserin_giles on November 8th, 2008 12:15 am (UTC)
I believe I requested happy woobie! *grumbles* Although I did love this... poor Ianto. *resists urge to read Almost Perfect again*
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 1.12 \\ Ianto hurtcs_whitewolf on November 10th, 2008 10:06 pm (UTC)
You realise it's actually a really contradictory term, right? I mean the very definition of woobie is "so Caspe can torture the stuffing right out of the poor bugger". Ahem.

And why bother resisiting the urge? I cave to at least a chapter a day XD

Thank you hun! I'll (maybe) try for "happy" next time, heh.
Erin Giles: ianto - we'll be fineerin_giles on November 11th, 2008 02:54 pm (UTC)
*checks dictionary* Yup, you're right, it is the definition!

And I need to resist the urge otherwise there would be a very well thumbed book on the shelf and the rest of them un-read.
Campaspe: Torchwood Novels \\ Twilight Streets; Pacs_whitewolf on November 12th, 2008 07:38 pm (UTC)
Bwahahaha. See? I cannot go against the very definition of the word. ::smug face::

...and that's a bad thing, why? XD
Erin Giles: torchwood - AP - saving cardifferin_giles on November 13th, 2008 12:11 am (UTC)
I don't think my tutors would accept all my essays being on 'Almost Perfect' although it would fit into a lot of catagories...
__♥..Jemz-y Baby..♥__jemzamia on November 8th, 2008 12:28 am (UTC)
Aww my boys (ok were a boy)
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.12 \\ Coffeecs_whitewolf on November 10th, 2008 10:06 pm (UTC)
Yes... Ianto's just as confused right now.

Yay for Jack though, right? X)

Thank you!
mrs_cj_harknessmrs_cj_harkness on November 8th, 2008 06:13 pm (UTC)
I'm sure somebody was asking for angst, can I blame this on them T'was me and I'm not ashamed to admit it!

This is fantastic ... though I do prefer Ianto as a man, I'm sure I could make the woman ting work though ;)
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ SinCity \\ Almost...cs_whitewolf on November 10th, 2008 10:07 pm (UTC)
Finally, someone embracing the angst! muhaha.

Thank you! I do prefer him as a man too, but playing around with him as a hormonal woman? Too much fun to pass up on XD

lemiserabelle on November 8th, 2008 06:38 pm (UTC)
Follow-up? I want to see how they'd cope.
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ Ianto Jones; colourcs_whitewolf on November 10th, 2008 10:08 pm (UTC)
XD There has now been a follow up posted called "Jack Harkness makes a promise", you can find it linked as "part two" at the top of the story.

Thanks for reading!
CS WhiteWolf
Jen: ianto jonesluvinthe88and20 on November 8th, 2008 06:47 pm (UTC)
Nice JOB.
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.10 \\ Shared Smilescs_whitewolf on November 10th, 2008 10:09 pm (UTC)
X) Thank you for reading!

CS WhiteWolf
Procrastination Station: Butch/Femmecapulet_rose on November 8th, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC)
More plz?
Campaspe: RP \\ JB&GDL; I do believe in faries!cs_whitewolf on November 10th, 2008 10:10 pm (UTC)

A sequel is now up :) it's called "Jack Harkness makes a promise". I hope you enjoy it!

Thanks for reading!
CS WhiteWolf
adafrogadafrog on November 8th, 2008 11:43 pm (UTC)
Very nice, thanks.
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ Ianto Jones; teaboycs_whitewolf on November 10th, 2008 10:10 pm (UTC)
X) thank you, darling!

CS WhiteWolf