4 & 8 become superheroes. Who would die first? And how would the survivor avenge them?

4: Toshiko Sato
8: Jack Harkness

Well now, if Jack kept his immortality whilst becoming a superhero, then clearly he could die anytime and it’d all be okay. And since I couldn’t have anyone kill Tosh (die RTD die!!!) it’d have to be Jack dying first. As for the avenging? Tosh’d probably be really pissed off by the whole thing, regardless of Jack and his immortality, and- I’m thinking she’d have some kind of telekinetic thing going on, I mean can’t you just picture her as the sexy, sassy Tosh we had in “Adam”, moving things with her mind and opening a whole can of whoop-ass without so much as lifting a finger? PHWOAR!!!- and um... where was I? Oh yeah, the avenging thing! Well, basically, she’d go all Sylar on whoever’s arse ;) and that’d be the end of that. heh.

1, 6, and 9 are on a mission to find the recipe for the best potato salad in the world. Do they succeed, and if so, who has it?

1: Ianto Jones
6: Bilis Manger
9: Ross Jenkins

LMAO. The very idea of Bilis Manger on a mission to find potato salad has just completely tickled me XD and I’m pretty sure he’d make a valiant attempt at it (probably involving loads of time-walking and maybe invoking the wrath of Abbadon again in a bid to get rid of the competition (albiet one that fails).

Ianto on the other hand, I think he’d probably dig out an old family recipe that his granny used to use or something and go at it from that direction. It’d be a pretty damn good attempt (as all "granny's recipies" are), which Jack’ll attest to just as soon as he’s finished plucking bits of the stuff from certain unmentionable orifices. Ahem. We’ll say no more about that ;D.

As for Ross? Well Ross’d probably be really sneaky like and call the Doctor (who totally owes him after the Sontaran invasion) and get him to help find out a) who’s supposed to win and b) how exactly they did win so he can try and win that way. Not that I think Ross is in anyway a cheat of course! He just likes a bit of "healthy" competition.

Ultimately, Ianto would win. Just because. heh.

7 asks 14 out on a date. What do they do and does the relationship last?

7: Severus Snape
14: Peter Petrelli

Well now, isn't this an exciting pairing combination? X) I’m not having any Severus/Harry flashbacks, nope, not a one.

Ahem. So, Severus would totally woo Peter, who’d be rather nervous and blushy and they’d both be really awkward to begin with but I think once they got to know each other they’d start to relax and loosen up a bit. Severus would take Peter to a fancy (but not too fancy) restaurant, maybe one overlooking a beach someplace so that afterwards they could stroll along it under the moonlight and the relationship would last forever and ever for they would be of the one twu luv! ::cue violins and birds singing::

Okay, okay, seriously? Severus would make an effort, but he'd be nervous so it would translate to him being even more of a snarky bastard than usual and Peter would get really defensive and they might one day get along enough to go at it ::waggles eyebrows:: every once and a while, but I don’t see them sticking to any kind of conventional or long-term arraignment.

Alas. Still… think of the smex. Severus has a dungeon and Peter has “abilities” ::waggles eyebrows again:: That sounds like a date enough to me ;D

2, 7 and 12 are trapped in a locked room. 13 has the means to let them out.

Who has the best chance of peruading 13?

2: Michael Schofield
7: Severus Snape
12: The Eighth Doctor
13: Sally Sparrow

Oooh, now there’s a tricky one. I’m pretty sure that Severus Snape would have the least likely chance of convincing Sally to let him out. He’d probably snark at her and use his superb powers of sarcasm to ensure she’s seething on the other side of the door and swearing blind she’d rather see him die a slow and grizzly death in that room than be the one to let him out. ::heaves a happy sigh:: That’s my boy! XD heh. But that’s okay, because Snape would totally just use his wand to get out so I’m not so worried about him.

Michael Schofield and the Eighth Doctor on the other hand, I think they may be pretty tied on being able to convince Sally to let them out. I think Eight might get the brownie points for being an incarnation of the Doctor she once knew though and I think that’d eventually persuade her to let him/them out.

If that for some inexplicable reason failed, I’m pretty sure that Michael would probably be able to figure a way to break out of the room (that being his speciality and all, haha)! and thus make persuading Sally un-needed.

*makes frowny face* No fair. I did it, and no one responded! ...XD Nah, I'm kidding. I don't really mind all that much...:)

Anyways, here be my questions:

1) If 7 walked in on 3 and 9 making out, what would he/she do?
2) If 11 suddenly had the ability to transport magically to any place in the world just by blinking their eyes, but they could only do it 3 times (return trips not included), where would they go, and why?
3) 14 angers and evil (alien) dictator and is sentenced to execution. However, the rules on said planet state that the executionee (???) is given the right of choosing their own method of death. What does he/she choose -- or, how does he/she get out of said predicament?

:D Have fun.

7: Severus Snape
3: Dean Winchester
9: Ross Jenkins

Watch? XD heh. Or maybe not. He’d probably curse the pair of them with an impotency spell or something equally as cruel just to spite them (and because he totally wasn’t invited, and why the hell not?). He’d then put the memory of their make-out session into a pensive to cleanse his mind of it (and so that I could (re)watch it over and over again because omg Dean/Ross? FTW BABI!)

Who out 8 and 12 would be more likely to get pregnent?


If 6 fell in love with 13 what would 9 think?

I cant wait to find out the answers

8: Jack Harkness
12: The Eighth Doctor

B’wahahahaa!! Well that was an easy one XD Jack Harkness, of course! Though I wouldn’t put it past the Eighth Doctor to jimmy a way to get himself up the duff if the need called for it. The question on everybody’s lips however would be “why do the baby’s had by Jack and the Doctor look eerily like that tea-boy, Ianto Jones, standing there so unobtrusively and smirking like he knows something we don’t?” XD

8 and 2 go on a hot air ballon ride, would anything romantic happen?


which character would be best at maths?

Which one could save us from global warming?

Sorry for the multiple questions.

8: Jack Harkness
2: Michael Schofield

We all know that Jack Harkness is just the biggest flirt on the planet. I bet he’d be the one flying that hot air balloon too and have it stocked up with Champaign and strawberries and in that basket to your left would be the blankets, pillows, condoms and copious amounts of lube for the good times.

Michael on the other hand, whilst flattered and quite happy to much strawberries and sip Champaign, would be a little more hesitant to put out to the Captain. Why’s this? Well, only because I see him as totally more of a Ianto’s man than a Jack’s man XD

...but he’d probably kiss Jack goodbye, just to be nice ;)


+ I wasn't sure if your other questions were meant for characters 8 & 2, or anyone out of the 15 characters, can you clarify? :) +

1: Ianto Jones
2: Michael Schofield
7: Severus Snape
15: Remus Lupin

Hells yeah they would! And it would be the sexiest thing you ever did see ;D (did I ever mention I’m actually working on a fic with this pairing? Heh). They’d be terribly romantic and cute around each other too, so much so you’d get the butterflies in your stomach just thinking about the two of them together they’d be that adorable.

As for inviting someone else to join them? I think it’d probably be Remus, mainly because he’s such a soft soul and would compliment them both that way. Saying that, I don’t think Remus would go without his “one twu luv” Severus so, how about we have a foursome instead of the threesome? ;)

Five and fifteen hate each other with a passion. How did the feud begin?

5: Gregory House
15: Remus Lupin

It all came about thanks to a wee misunderstanding wherein Remus Lupin thought that Gregory House and Severus Snape were having an illicit affair. XD

The truth of the matter was that they spent many a day locked up together snarking at one another to see who could out-wit and out-sarcasm the other. It didn’t help that whenever Remus got that suspicious look on his face, Snape would just roll his eyes and tell him to stop being such a Hufflepuff and that nothing was going on. House, on the other hand, would just waggle his eyebrows and smirk somewhat suggestively which just riled poor Remus right up!

Severus was nice enough to make it up to him on the flight back to Scotland ;) but Remus never has forgiven House for making him doubt Severus in the first place!

10: Merlin

Merlin would masturbate… with magic! ;D tehehe.

Seriously though? He’d probably do it on Arthur’s bed, just to spite him, with his hand down his breeches and his teeth worrying his bottom lip as he tries to hold back his whimper and moans- stomach heaving, hips lifting sporadically from the mattress as he strokes himself, up and down, so very slowly- all the while unawares that he’s being silently observed by Arthur himself, who upon hearing Merlin cry his name out just moments before climax, decides to reveal himself and help the guy finish the job ;) YUMMY!