It's not my fault! I need some serious help. I mean, one minute I'm writing really hawt slashfic and the next thing I know Ianto and Gwen are in bed together [PG-13 rated for breast groping and implied stuff] and omg what's happening to me!?
I DEMAND THAT SUPER HAWT JACK/IANTO PWN BE WRITTEN FOR ME TO HELP PURGE THIS PAIRING FROM MY BRAIN!!
Failing that, I demand you prompt me into writing really hawt Jack/Ianto pwn. Because, srsly? This can't go on!