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23 April 2007 @ 05:51 pm
Oh dear.  

Here's me innocently gathering and coding posts for todays torchwood_threewhen I come across this somewhat distressing post by cyberducks:

warnings for the sissy naming of Ianto's penis, and Jack's "pistoning love-muscle" ]

I don't know whether to be very amused or overly distraught by this post. O_o... and just what the hell am I supposed to label it as in my T3 update!?
In related news, I've been directed onto weepingcock. At first I thought this should be a mandatory site for anybody wanting to attempt smut for the first time. Now though? I'm considering the logistics of both removing my eyes with red-hot pokers and bleaching my brain. I'd recommend ya'll check it out though, anyway. ;)

mood: amusedamused despite herself
music: Lollipop § Mika
Laurie odell: dazzlingjackcyberducks on April 23rd, 2007 05:29 pm (UTC)
Have you ever browsed at weepingcock? It's very educational....
Campaspe: Original \\ Pulsing Starfruitcs_whitewolf on April 23rd, 2007 05:41 pm (UTC)
Oh dear. I hope no one ever finds the fics I wrote when I was thirteen XD

And educational is an understatement. This community should be mandatory for anyone trying to write smut for the first time!
gemstar69 on April 24th, 2007 04:42 pm (UTC)
I adore that comm, it's just... so class. I don't like reading it when I'm drinking though because it results in keyboard-sprayage.
moryssa: Captain Jackmoryssa on April 23rd, 2007 06:16 pm (UTC)
Ok, the post itself is rather disturbing, but the conversation about the sequel story in the commentss has me giggling uncontrollably and agreeing that I'd like to read it. :D

Um... label it as "[ warnings for the sissy naming of Ianto's penis, and Jack's "pistoning love-muscle" ]" :D
Campaspe: House MD \\ Lollypop Mancs_whitewolf on April 23rd, 2007 06:26 pm (UTC)
I know you can't really put a rating on a newsletter, but I'm pretty sure someone would have something to say if I labelled it like that! ::is sorely tempted anyway::

The thought of Jack and Ianto's penises wearing doilies is amusing me to no end! ...though the image of them having eyes and hands is somewhat disturbing.
Laurie odell: duck6cyberducks on April 23rd, 2007 11:48 pm (UTC)
Hey, I am not disturbed. Much.
moryssa: smilingmoryssa on April 23rd, 2007 11:54 pm (UTC)
LOL! I meant "disturbing" in the best possible sense. LOL!
Tangles: Appleentangled_now on April 23rd, 2007 07:18 pm (UTC)
Perhaps you could be label it as 'anatomy discussion' that's fairly bland yet intriguing enough that people might wander in for anatomy lessons.

Though the image of penises with eyes and hands makes the phrase 'anatomy discussion' sound slightly sinister now.

Campaspe: Original \\ Beadscs_whitewolf on April 23rd, 2007 07:34 pm (UTC)
Haha, though 'anatomy discussion' may be seen as severly misleading! Especially when some poor sod stumbles onto the comments about penises holding hands and proclaiming their undying love for each other, as they do ;)
Oblique Outputssaara_zaara on April 23rd, 2007 09:09 pm (UTC)
Dear lord....definitely mandatory ;D
Campaspe: Equus \\ Arse Shotcs_whitewolf on April 23rd, 2007 09:12 pm (UTC)
Yes indeedy, we could scar the next generation and put them off writing bad smut for life. Hoorah, problems of the world solved! ;D
moryssa: not seeing thismoryssa on April 23rd, 2007 11:58 pm (UTC)
*looks at your icon*


*looks again*

Dear Lord. The promo shots of him that I've seen where he's only HALF naked were traumatizing enough... 0.o
Campaspe: 300 \\ Fightcs_whitewolf on April 24th, 2007 12:11 am (UTC)

What can I say? I'm a world class perve ;)

Besides, it's a somewhat nice arse!