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11 November 2008 @ 11:50 pm
nov 11: dw/twfanfic: with friends like these [Doctor/Ianto/Jack]  
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/02/12/spore-september-7th-2008/
With Friends Like These;
Amstell!Doctor/Ianto Jones/Jack Harkness;
PG-13; 700words; Amstell for Eleven!;
for absinthfairy88 who wanted this pairing,
the leather will come later, hun, promise! ;)

"So, uh, how do you and Jack know each other again?" Ianto asked hoarsely, arching his neck as hot lips trailed up towards his ear to nip teasingly at the lobe.

"Oh we go back, Jack and me," Ianto stifled a moan as the hands holding tightly at his hips slipped round to grab at his buttocks, squeezing provocatively and urging Ianto to thrust upwards, pressing himself hard and heavy into the Doctor’s hip.

 

"We go back a long way," The Doctor’s cheeky face appeared before his half-lidded eyes as hot lips left off seducing his ear to take command of his mouth in a bruising but deliciously good kiss that left the both of them breathless and thrusting, rutting like animals against one another.

"A long way?" Ianto managed, pulling his mouth away and thrusting his hips once more. He let loose a deep growl of a moan as the Doctor managed to slip a hand down the front of his trousers, fondling him with a finesse he found worthy of Jack Harkness.

"Oh Yes…" The Doctor purred, his mouth falling to Ianto’s neck as the other man flung his head back with another soft moan, his teeth biting at his lips to keep his wanton pants in check.

The Doctor made his way up the length of Ianto’s neck before finding his mouth again and sucking the pout of his lower lip into his own mouth; laving at it with teasing strokes of his tongue till Ianto was whimpering with want.

Moving his arms from the Doctor’s shoulders and into his mop of brown curls, Ianto clenched his fingers into gentle fistfuls and used the hold to gain leverage of their kiss, encouraging the Doctor to release his lips only to find his own mouth being devoured a second later, Ianto’s own tongue plundering into it with determination and skill until the Doctor himself was there one writhing and moaning against Ianto.

“Doctor!” The sudden shout caught both of them off-guard and they pulled away with guilty wide-eyed looks as Jack Harkness stepped into view.

“Harkness!” The Doctor grinned widely and Ianto scowled at him and his apparent ability to look so unfazed with his lips kissed red and his hair all mussed up from Ianto’s questing fingers. “Jolly good to see you, old man!”

Jack raised an amused eyebrow at that but said nothing as he looked between the Doctor and Ianto, the latter of whom cleared his throat awkwardly and offered a sheepish sort of smile.

“Doctor,” Jack began, his voice slow and measured and Ianto- from the corner of his eye- caught the Doctor’s smile twitch a little wider, as if he understood just which tone of voice Jack was using on him and how that amounted to being even vaguely entertaining at all given their current predicament.

“Yes, Harkness?”

“You wouldn’t be trying to out-gay me in my own Hub, would you?” Jack asked.

Ianto frowned. The Doctor laughed. And, oddly enough, Jack smiled.

“I think we’ve already established who’s the gayest of us all,” the Doctor answered, shuffling closer to Ianto and reaching out pinch at his bottom, “but you can’t blame a guy for trying, can you?”

Ianto shot him a dirty look just as Jack stepped closer, crowding up to Ianto and stroking him in places that made his eyes roll back into his head with pleasure.

“Hmmm, no I don’t suppose you can,” Jack purred, nuzzling into Ianto’s neck as he moaned helplessly under the manipulation of Jack’s hands, “but you could at least have called me in for the adjudicating.”

“I think you’re doing a bit more than adjudicating!” The Doctor muttered, pouting.

Jack chuckled, “I suggest you stop the talking then, Doctor.”

“Right you are, Harkness!” The Doctor agreed, stepping in. It was all a bit of an orgasmic blur after that for Ianto. Or so he claimed when, hours later they proceeded to question him on something about being gayer than the other. He wasn’t entirely sure what the hell they were on about, but he assured them that a couple more hours of testing ought to help him come to a conclusion about it all. Honest.

[ end. ]
[ written as part of Caspe-Wri-Mo


 
 
mood: amusedamused
music: mojo!radio
 
 
 
ditchwaterrosie: dorian grayditchwaterrosie on November 12th, 2008 12:18 am (UTC)
“You wouldn’t be trying to out-gay me in my own Hub, would you?” Jack asked.

Oh lol. So much lol.

=) That Buzzcocks episode is hilarious. So so funny.

...I can actually hear Simon Amstell saying your dialogue lol.
Campaspe: Harry Potter \\ Who stole the cookie?cs_whitewolf on November 14th, 2008 06:37 pm (UTC)
I'm am in crazy love with that Buzzcocks episode and the idea of Simon Amstell playing the Eleventh Doctor. I think it'd be a hella fun series that one, haha.

Glad you liked it, darling! It was fun to write, that's for sure! :D

Peace,
Campaspe
ditchwaterrosie: luciusditchwaterrosie on November 14th, 2008 06:49 pm (UTC)
:D It'd be a ridiculous series...but oh so funny and necessary :D
The photomanip is good...did you do that?

lolz. So much lolz.


PS is it ok if I friend you? Means I can watch you properly *stalker eyes*
Campaspe: Doctor Who \\ 8 Hee Jellybebbies!cs_whitewolf on November 14th, 2008 06:56 pm (UTC)
Haha, yeah, but we all love a bit of comedy right? And Jack and Ianto could be his companions for a while too ;) that'd go down *really* well! heh.

And alas I did not do the manipulation! I simply searched google for Simon Amstell pictures and it came up! If you hover over the picture the web url will show up if you want to find out who did make it :)

X) and yes! Please feel free to friend me, thank you! ::smiley face::
Shaz: [Simon Amstell] Bunnydancy_dreamer on November 12th, 2008 12:20 am (UTC)
YOU HAVE OUT GAYED ME HARKNESS!

So much love!
Don't you love me for the idea of Amstell!Eleven?
OH IT SHOULD HAPPEN!
This r my canon.

“You wouldn’t be trying to out-gay me in my own Hub, would you?” Jack asked.
EPIC LULZ.

*totally isn't planning to give you a huge list of buzzcocks quotes you could work into your fic now*
Campaspe: Misc \\ Buzzcocks; hair rufflecs_whitewolf on November 14th, 2008 06:41 pm (UTC)
Yes! You are forever made of win for thinking of Amstell!Eleven in the first place! ::glomps::

So very psyched you approve of this, hun! XD I figured if I was going to write Doctor/Jack/Ianto, I may as while do it with style ;) tehehe.

*totally doesn't want you to give her a huge list of buzzcocks quotes, just incase*

Thank you, babi!!
Peace,
Caspe
daylyn: Jack Ianto kiss short_indiefairydaylyn on November 12th, 2008 04:11 am (UTC)
...he assured them that a couple more hours of testing ought to help him come to a conclusion about it all. Honest.

*snerk* Yep, you don't want to rush into a decision like that. It will take Ianto many hours of research... perhaps even days, possibly weeks.

Brilliant! And hot!
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.10 \\ Ianto's Arsecs_whitewolf on November 14th, 2008 06:43 pm (UTC)
::giggles:: Nope. You sure don't! This sort of things needs hours of... yeah, "research" works XD before Ianto could even think of coming to any sort of conclusion about it all! haha.

Thank you, my darling!
Peace,
Caspe
mrs_cj_harknessmrs_cj_harkness on November 12th, 2008 07:15 am (UTC)
“You wouldn’t be trying to out-gay me in my own Hub, would you?” Jack asked.

No more needs to be siad really ;)

And leather? :D Yes please ;)
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.07 \\ Jack Harknesscs_whitewolf on November 14th, 2008 06:45 pm (UTC)
::big grins::

Thank you! heh. And yes, leather... and Ianto's not the one having to wear it ;) ::makes whipped noises::

Ahem.
hab318princesshab318princess on November 12th, 2008 11:23 am (UTC)
*giggles*

I think you'll have to talk to the hand because the brains melted...
Campaspe: Original \\ Fandom President FTW!cs_whitewolf on November 14th, 2008 06:46 pm (UTC)
LMAO XD

Thank you! That's just the sort of reaction one likes to aim for ;) hehe.

Peace,
Campaspe
Erin Giles: the hub - kai smileerin_giles on November 12th, 2008 12:49 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Now if only you could get the 11th Doctor into a bunny suit...
Campaspe: Supernatural \\ Castielcs_whitewolf on November 14th, 2008 06:47 pm (UTC)
OMG. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID THERE!?

::watches plot bunnies frolicking around with Amstell!Doctor-ina-bunny-suit::

I MAY HAVE TO WRITE THAT NOW OMG.

O_O...

XD thanks for reading, hun!
Peace,
Caspe
Erin Giles: rhys - smileerin_giles on November 15th, 2008 10:20 pm (UTC)
Me? I did nothing. *looks innocent* Hehe...
absinthefairy88: cute!iantoabsinthefairy88 on November 12th, 2008 03:43 pm (UTC)
“You wouldn’t be trying to out-gay me in my own Hub, would you?” Jack asked.

*bounces with glee*

I <3 U.

This is awesome and has put the biggest grin on my face. Now all I need is the inclusion of leather for everything to be truly perfect :D
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.01 \\ XD stopwatch!cs_whitewolf on November 14th, 2008 06:51 pm (UTC)
<33

Thanks, hunni! So pleased you liked it :D heh. And I just couldn't resist adding that line in- it just had to be there! Yes, yes, leather to come... at some point! hehe.

Peace,
Caspe
Georgie: JB - Buzzcocksindiefairy on November 13th, 2008 12:58 am (UTC)
LMAO!!

Amstell!Eleven!!! So needs to happen XD
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.12 \\ Coffeecs_whitewolf on November 14th, 2008 06:51 pm (UTC)
Can you imagine the sheer glee if it did actually happen!?

XD XD XD

t'would be made of so much win. heh.
missthingsplacemissthingsplace on November 13th, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
That had me giggling like mad!
Campaspe: Merlin \\ NOMcs_whitewolf on November 14th, 2008 06:52 pm (UTC)
::grins::

Am so pleased! :D thank you.

Peace,
CS WhiteWolf
albaalba17 on November 13th, 2008 08:41 pm (UTC)
heehee - very good. Yes, the out-gay line is great.
Campaspe: RP \\ GDL; Gareth Pornz!cs_whitewolf on November 14th, 2008 06:52 pm (UTC)
Heh, thank you! XD and that out-gayed line just had to be included!

Peace,
CS WhiteWolf
Jen: GDL/JB HUB KISSluvinthe88and20 on November 13th, 2008 09:19 pm (UTC)
Brilliant Job.
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.11 \\ Innovative...cs_whitewolf on November 14th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
Thank you! X)

Peace,
CS WhiteWolf
dvanulya: fangirls!dvanulya on November 14th, 2008 08:40 am (UTC)
Out-gayed? Never. LOL

This was excellent. I join in the chorus calling for leather.
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ Ianto; red tie cheeky grics_whitewolf on November 14th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Very glad you enjoyed and yeah, I'll get to that leather soon ;)

Peace,
CS WhiteWolf
thrace_adams: Jack and Owen LOLthrace_adams on November 14th, 2008 07:58 pm (UTC)
This made me laugh. Great story!
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 1.13 \\ Janto YS!cs_whitewolf on November 15th, 2008 05:57 pm (UTC)
XD glad to hear it! It was certainly fun to write, heh.

Thank you!
Peace,
Campaspe