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01 November 2008 @ 11:54 pm
Nov 01: TWFic: Midnight Show; pt1 [Jack/Ianto/Andy]  
by mizzclara
Midnight Show,
 part one; part two; part three;
Jack/Ianto/PC Andy; R-18/Rated; 500words; 
For dancy_dreamer for being made of all kinds of sexy awesomeness.
ILYBABI.

[Part 1 – in which dogging may not be quite as illegal as one thinks it is]

Weevil Hunting; a term encompassing a variety of meanings depending upon the persons using and employing it.

For Jack and Ianto it was a euphemism for sex, usually in some darkened alleyway outside a nightclub in full swing, where the thrumming of the music could be felt through the bricks beneath Jack's naked arse and the grunting groans of other pseudo-anonymous couples filled the air around them, mixing with their own half-choked moans till climax claimed them and they collapsed against each other with heavy pants; the night air cooling their sweat-slicked bodies.

Other times, when the Cardiff weather was feeling particularly sadistic and throwing buckets of icy would-be-rain down upon the city, Jack and Ianto would take refuge in the SUV, bemoaning the obvious lack of consideration and the inevitable bruises that misplaced elbows and knees were sure to cause as they manoeuvred themselves into the backseat and proceeded to get down and dirty with the three-fingered salute and invoking of every god known to man (and quite a few not, thanks mostly to Jack).

Unfortunately, Weevil Hunting as a euphemism for sex didn't happen nearly as often as Jack and Ianto would have liked and certainly not as much as Gwen seemed to think it did either. So it came as no big surprise when one relatively chilly evening out “Weevil Hunting” (as in the euphemism, not the hunting of Weevils), Jack and Ianto found themselves interrupted as they were half-way through the removal of clothes and the repositioning of the SUV’s back seats.

Strangely enough, the interruption was not due to another peeping-Weevil with its face pressed up against the windows of the SUV, but a rather unimpressed- and vaguely familiar- looking Police Officer.

"Can we help you, officer?" Jack asked with faux innocence as he rolled down the window. Beneath him, Ianto groaned in embarrassment and pressed a hand over his eyes.

"I'm going to have to ask that you both step out of the car," the policeman answered.

"Um well, you see officer, now's not really the best time…"

"Now seems like the perfect time, Captain Harkness. And I'm afraid that if you don't comply I'll be forced to call this matter in."

Jack’s eyes narrowed slightly and he shifted forward, trying to get a better look at the man standing just outside the SUV. Beneath him, Ianto groaned, the friction forcing the sound from kiss-bitten lips and Jack grinned down at him, watching as a flush of colour stained the other man’s cheeks a dark red.

“Sirs, I really must insist…” The sparkle of blue eyes from beneath the policeman’s cap he wore gave him away as Jack’s head snapped suddenly up, his mouth falling into an ‘O’ of sudden recognition.

“Andy Davidson!?” He exclaimed, watching as a slow grin broke out across the policeman’s face.

“The one and only,” Andy agreed. From somewhere beneath Jack another groan sounded, but this one had nothing to do with any shifting of weight on Jack’s part.

onwards to part two ]
[ written as part of Caspe-Wri-Mo ]

 
 
mood: bouncybouncy
music: given up § linkin park
 
 
 
Shaz: [Torchwood] PC Andy!!!dancy_dreamer on November 2nd, 2008 12:13 am (UTC)
*jumps on you*
I love you lots.
Like lots and lots and lots.

JACK/IANTO(/PC ANDY) FTMFW!

one relatively chilly evening out “Weevil Hunting” (as in the euphemism, not the hunting of Weevils),
That line made me burst out laughing.

Oh god ILUHARD!
Campaspe: Merlin \\ Merlin Approvedcs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:26 pm (UTC)
X)

::snuggles and glomps::

It's really the least I can do to repay your awesomeness! heh.

I'm rather fond of my overuse use of Weevil Hunting as a euphemism lines XD lmao.

Hope you enjoy the next part!
absinthefairy88absinthefairy88 on November 2nd, 2008 12:20 am (UTC)
More? Please?

Jack and Ianto found themselves interrupted as they were half-way through the removal of clothes and the repositioning of the SUV’s back seats.

XD
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.01 \\ Ianto flailscs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:26 pm (UTC)
More has now been posted! XD

::giggles:: glad you liked!
daylyn: Jack Ianto kiss short_indiefairydaylyn on November 2nd, 2008 02:47 am (UTC)
Oooh... very... promising. And hot.

I am definitely looking forward to some more... friction.

Well done!
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.12 \\ (can't) touch thatcs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:28 pm (UTC)
X) thanks, hunni!

It's been a while since I wrote for fun/the sheer hell of it and it feels good. Hopefully I can keep it up ;)

Next part is up if you're interrested!
nightporters on November 2nd, 2008 08:05 am (UTC)
*snort* More Weevil Hunting, less hunting Weevils!

So, um , threesome now?
Campaspe: RP \\ GDL; singingcs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:29 pm (UTC)
Threesome soon, ys! X)

Heh. I get the oddest fic writing impulses sometimes. Just glad everyone's approving of it thus far!

Peace,
Caspe
Joulez217: LOLjoulez217 on November 2nd, 2008 10:03 am (UTC)
Yay you wrote something! XD Hehe!

Although should not read when folks are still asleep and I have to try not laugh out loud!! Lovely work! XD Next part! XD Hehe.
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 1.13 \\ Janto YS!cs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:30 pm (UTC)
I know right, it's only been like a month since my last proper fic as well! haha.

lol. Glad you found it amusing! I wasn't sure what I was going for really, but it all seemed to work out rather nicely.

Enjoy the next part (it's up now!)

Peace,
Caspe
(no subject) - joulez217 on November 3rd, 2008 09:56 am (UTC) (Expand)
mrs_cj_harkness: Donna (Oh no you di'int!)mrs_cj_harkness on November 2nd, 2008 01:01 pm (UTC)
This is amazing! I love you very much! ::waits for the Jack/Ianto/PCAndy::
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.11 \\ Undressedcs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:31 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Glad you enjoy it :D the threesome shall happen soon, promise!

...on that note, the second part has just been posted ;)
Peace,
Caspe

__♥..Jemz-y Baby..♥__jemzamia on November 2nd, 2008 02:02 pm (UTC)
ILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XDDDDDDDDDD

OH THIS IS GREAT. I NEED MOR ENOW PLZKTHNXBAI
Campaspe: Harry Potter \\ Snupin PWNcs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:31 pm (UTC)
ILY ALSO! OMG.

THANK YOU BABI! MORE IS UP. ENJOY YS?
(no subject) - jemzamia on November 2nd, 2008 11:43 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - cs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:49 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - jemzamia on November 3rd, 2008 05:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Erin Giles: GDL Smileerin_giles on November 2nd, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)
*giggles* I have a feeling I will be keeping up with Caspe-Wri-Mo. Hehe.

Unfortunately, Weevil Hunting as a euphemism for sex didn't happen nearly as often as Jack and Ianto would have liked and certainly not as much as Gwen seemed to think it did either.

That line made me giggle helplessly...
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.10 \\ Ianto's Arsecs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:34 pm (UTC)
YS! Caspe-Wri-Mo, embrase the fail awesomeness of my spontaneous writing! XD

I'm rather proud of my Weevil Hunting as a euphemism mojo. I feel it should continue into the next part. Aha. And maybe a welshcake or two also ;)

(no subject) - erin_giles on November 3rd, 2008 01:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - cs_whitewolf on November 3rd, 2008 11:10 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Michellehalftime1030 on November 2nd, 2008 03:50 pm (UTC)
Whoo hoo!! Brilliant and sexy - can't wait for the next bit ;-)
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.11 \\ Undressedcs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:35 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

It's just a little fun thing I came up with all spur of the moment- really pleased it's going down so well!

The next part is up ;)
Peace,
CS WhiteWolf
In hell, I'll be there-a-burning.....: nakedhidenseekdr_is_in on November 2nd, 2008 03:52 pm (UTC)
**camps out to wait for the next part**
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.05 \\ Comforting Squeezecs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:36 pm (UTC)
Watch out for any cannibals ;)

...and the next bit is up! Hope you like it, hun.

Peace,
Caspe
missthingsplacemissthingsplace on November 2nd, 2008 04:34 pm (UTC)
Oooh me likey ... more please :)
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 2.10 \\ Shared Smilescs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:37 pm (UTC)
thanks! :)

and the next part is up if you're still interested.

Peace,
CS WhiteWolf
DarthHelloKittydarthhellokitty on November 2nd, 2008 04:49 pm (UTC)
Oh, this is great.

not due to another peeping-Weevil with its face pressed up against the windows of the SUV,

Hahaha scary picture! XD
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ 1.12 \\ Close to youcs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:38 pm (UTC)
Isn't it just?! haha. Thankfully, there'll be no peeping-Weevils in the next part. Don't want them ruining the mood ;)

Peace,
CS WhiteWolf
leggedxl.leggedxl on November 2nd, 2008 05:56 pm (UTC)
:)
looking forward to the next.
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ Earpiececs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:38 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

Next part is up now :)

Peace,
CS WhiteWolf
Sarahsrah_scottydog on November 2nd, 2008 08:23 pm (UTC)
Lol.

(Can I just say that if your title comes from the song by The Killers I will officially love you forever...)

xxx
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ Jack; Captaincs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:41 pm (UTC)
XD

And why yes, that is infact where my title came from! Feel free to send your undying love my way now ;) heh. "Midnight" was my prompt for this fic, I felt it was fitting.

Thanks for reading; next part is up now.
Peace,
CS WhiteWolf
(no subject) - robling_t on November 5th, 2008 02:34 pm (UTC) (Expand)
girlinthedirtyshirt: Andy & Jackgrlindirtyshirt on November 2nd, 2008 08:41 pm (UTC)
Brilliant, plain and simple. Hooray for Jack/Ianto/Andy fics of any and all kinds.
Campaspe: Torchwood \\ Jack; all work no playcs_whitewolf on November 2nd, 2008 11:42 pm (UTC)
Rock on for your icon! omg XD

And thank you for reading! I do adore sharing the love with Andy, he is rather neglected in fic, the poor mite. heh.

Next part is up now :)
Peace,
CS WhiteWolf